| A resort isn't just a hotel. A resort also has activities so you can further waste your existence. Generic Resort is no exeption, and there's plenty to do. One of our most popular activities is crying alone in your room. Sometimes you just need to get some things off your chest, and Generic Resort is just the place to do it. People also like hesitating to bathe while observing the filth of our showers. For only $10 dollars, a select member of our staff will sit with you while you cry and help you feel pitiful. Yes, Generic Resort is indeed a magical and contemplative place. |
