Our customers have been demanding it, so we're anouncing a wonderful and fun new feature to our website: A refund policy! Should you find your stay unsatisfactory, you are within your rights to demand your money back, just as we are within our rights and intentions to not oblige. Unless you may produce concise, conclusive, and uncontrovertable evidence that you had or have been mistreated, poorly served, or had your rights infringed upon, your disbursement shall be solemnized as holdings of Generic co. Furthermore, an unavailing attempt at reciprocation, at the liberty of Generic co., may be considered grounds for a suit of fraud. If you have further questions about our service and other policies, please contact our help desk at 1-800-You-Suck. In the event that you are capable of substantiating that you are indeed eligable for reimbursement, you, premising you assented to our legal terms of service (article 4 [if assentment is not applicable/inerrent, client is unfit to make claim]), you may collect up to and not exceeding 1 part per ten of your deposit.
