| Porridge. Many consider it to be a boring meal, but we at Generic Resort find beauty and quality in its simplicity. $4.99 Purchase at the front desk. | Bread is wonderful and renowned for the number of meals that can be prepared with it. Buy some things to put in your complimentary bread fom Generic Grocers. | Our soup is a marvelous treat. What's that? You want to know what's in it? I have no idea. It's a surprise from our chefs! Who cares what's in it! |
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