Our five star spa is renowned by major celebrities like Kim Kardashian and Putin! The spa includes the pools, hot tubs, mud baths, wine baths, chocolate baths, beer baths, snow baths, and spa of course! The pool has an entry fee of five dollars. The pool is also equipped with 50 hot tubs and each has their own mini bar. We have the worlds deepest and shallowist pool. Starting at 1 cm of water and going down to 3,000 feet. We have an unlimited amount of pool toys and floatation unicorns. Our baths can be filled with what ever you would like, animal blood, mustard, mayonaise, bread, even ice cream. These customized baths will cost an extra fee of 1 dollar.hgjhgjgjgjh