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Code of Conduct

Here at Danger Land, we have very specific rules that must be adhered to. Failure to comply will result in your free trial of life expiring.
1. You may only tell people about the epicness of Danger Land.
2. You must enjoy every thing here.
3.By reading this, you have signed a contract to come here.
4. Once you have arrived, you may never leave.
5. You must eat 500 kilograms of our gourmet food for evey meal.
6. You must participate in every activity here.
7. Failure to comply will get you chucked into the Gravefire.

Also, we can't afford 0.1-ply toilet paper.