Come and watch missiles get launched into the air with no love at all for humanity!
Are you tired of the outside world crumbling around you?
500 missiles, each 1000 megatons, will be launched every millisecond for 2 hours straight!
Note that some missiles may land in the crowd. We don't care. Neither should you.
Any people who break the Danger Land code of conduct will be strapped to a missile and launched.
The shows will happen every Friday at 9:00 PM.